do you know what time it is?

Feldman Rocks a brietling

Romanello a Rolex

Schwartz likes the Jakey

Tabatabai a Hublot

Sammy G, well Sammy has 14 watches so not enough space here

I never cared for a watch to much .... although when I was 18 I decided to treat myself with a tag heurer formula one , it lasted well until I dived into a rock and smashed it. Anyway the time has come for a new me to treat myself – and I’m really torn; im feeling the Graham styleee or Perrellet – but my money hat says go for a classic like the GMT Rolex which is timeless classic - although maybe a little boring

Any ways, I have noticed a real link with poker success displayed in the purchase of a grand watch; recently whilst at the WSOP 2009 On drunked post final table jaunt, James Akenhead convinced several people that his watch had the ability to send out a red alert direct to the SAS...amazing what money can buy you :-)

attached is a watch even Ivey would think twice about, apaprently its the worlds most expensive time piece at $25 million - what a hunkof sh*t

Poker Talk

'STFUP’

I struggled with this abbreviation of modern day slang upon viewing a msn message between two players I was privet too. Now Im not big on text talk, LOL and BTW is the most i'll stoop to – but some of the shit under 25’s come out with is just plain fckin stupid.

with that in mind, i have made it my mission to ommit 'sick' 'standard' 'retarded' and similar type poker phrases from my everday speak - quite simply i'm fed up of hearing them, its also pretty sad how i've allowed these words to creep into my everyday vocab.

Ill let you know how I can get on

BTW STFUP is "shut the f*ck up prick"

New Here

There is absolutley no chance of me keeping any consistency/ momentum with blogs...its a bit like joining the gym on the 2nd of January.. or taking a photograph on the first day of a summer holiday and then taking 17 on the last day, or eating healthy salads for the first two days of a diet...or....okay O f*cking k! I get the point.

Anyway this could be brief(almost 95%certain this could be shortlived) So here is a picture of my cousin Rita, from Crewe, I taught her how to play head -up poker over christmas in my holiday home in Scunthorpe..enjoy